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ChatGPT-Gravity Is Not an Old Person’s Friend

(Verse 1)
Woke up feelin’ pretty fine,
Took a step, then crossed the line.
One wrong move, down I go,
Like a slow-motion rodeo.

(Pre-Chorus)
I used to run, I used to spin,
Now I just hope I stay locked in.
Holdin’ the rails, takin’ it slow,
‘Cause the floor’s got a mean death row.

(Chorus)
Gravity is not an old person’s friend,
It pulls me down again and again.
Wasn’t lookin’, now I’m on my back,
Help me up, I ain’t built for that!
I need balance, I need grace,
But gravity don’t know my pace.
No, gravity is not an old person’s friend!

(Verse 2)
Tried to dance, took a spin,
Next thing I knew, I caved right in.v Doctor said, "Take it light,"
But my bones play a different fight.

(Pre-Chorus)
Was it the rug? Was it my shoe?
Either way, now I’m black and blue.
Walkin’ slow, holdin’ tight,
‘Cause gravity don’t treat me right.

(Chorus)
Gravity is not an old person’s friend,
It pulls me down again and again.
One loose step, and there I go,
Like a tree fallin’ real damn slow.
I need balance, I need grace,
But gravity don’t know my pace.
No, gravity is not an old person’s friend!

(Bridge)
Maybe I’ll float, maybe I’ll fly,
Maybe I’ll beat it—yeah, nice try.
Till then, I’ll hold on tight,
And pray my hips make it through the night.

(Outro)
So if you see me walkin’ slow,
It ain’t for style, just so you know.
Gravity’s out here settin’ the trends,
But I swear, I won’t give in!